Allow myself to introduce...myself.

Hello friends, readers, fellow bloggers, and anyone else who gives two shits (or even just one). I'm not sure where to start. Lately I find myself sharing my tales of relationships past and I always get the same reaction: "Are you kidding me?" My response is generally the same, "Kid you not, true story," or some variation of that statement. It is because of this consistent reaction I thought I might scribe a book of my experiences or perhaps pen a play of my heartache. That, however, seems a lengthy and time consuming process for which frankly, I'm just too lazy. Instead, being that it is 2009, I decided to fill a blog with my never ending, obscure, some times TMI, love stories. And friends, I use the phrase 'love' lightly as most of the stories you are about to endure involve copious amounts of recklessness, alcohol, poor judgement, and plain old disappointment. So, read, enjoy, cringe, even have a chuckle at my expense as I truly believe that laughter (and sweet revenge) is the best medicine.

DISCLAIMER: If you are reading any blog that is posted, at any point in time, and you find yourself feeling a bit of the ol' deja vu; then yes, the blog post in question is probably about you.